Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

thewastedd-society:

teenage-obsessions:

but i have 9438539.9047993 million people doing it to me. fuck you all 

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is that taylor lautner?

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mau5biscuit:

When people think having a zombie apocalypse is going to be fun.

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louiswetbum:

itsgottabeniallonlyniall:

forgodssakeniam:

allnipsnohips:

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I’M HAVING A STROKE

I AM HAVING A SEIZURE

SHOULD I CHANGE MY ICON NOW

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soulofniflheim:

Fenrir is one of Loki’s children. He’s a great wolf, that started out as a small pup like every other wolf, but something was a bit different though. He had a gigantic appetite and it began to eat… A lot. With everything he ate, he became bigger and bigger. In the end, he got so big, that the gods decided that he should not live amongst the gods in Asgard. Tyr took the honor of trying to talk the wolf into sense about eating all the food of Asgard. The wolf ignored Tyr and continued eating. They then decided to go capture the wolf, and Tyr got that job too.

Tyr took a thick rope and tried to capture Fenrir. They made a deal, if Fenrir escaped, he could roam free but if he couldn’t he had to move to another realm. Fenrir of course broke free of the rope like it were a tiny silk thread. Afterwards, the gods decided to try with a thick chain. They made the same deal, but Fenrir broke free once again.

Then, the gods decided that they had to ask the dwarves for help, so the dwarves made an enchanted rope that was unbreakable. The wolf just laughed at the size of it, and Tyr said it would be their last try. The wolf, Tyr and the other gods went to Niflheim. The wolf now said that he would only agree on the deal if Tyr put his hand into Fenrir’s mouth. Fenrir of course couldn’t break free and bit as hard as he could. Tyr has only one hand, and this is why.

But, when Ragnarok comes, Fenrir will break free, and try to kill every single god he can.

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thrashleydawn:

galmhd:

streetlighttraffic:

unpunk:

EVERY FUCKING CLASSIC ROCK FANDOM NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS

THIS IS HOW YOU MASHUP

i just love this so much i’m shaking

This is amazing holy jesus

Yes.

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p3n1s:

Paparazzi VMA 2009 (Mic Feed)

This single performance is what started a never ending standom for this bitch. Seriously. No other artist made as big an impression on me.

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dasniu:

nostalgialaughs:

mind blown

oH MY GOD THE FACE I MADE

JESUS CHRIST

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101196:

Molly Brown: Hey, uh, who thought of the name Titanic? Was it you, Bruce?
Ismay: Yes, actually. I wanted to convey sheer size, and size means stability, luxury, and above all, strength.
Rose: Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr. Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you.
Ruth: What’s gotten into you?
Rose: Excuse me. 
Ruth: I do apologize.
Molly Brown: She’s a pistol, Cal! Hope you can handle her.
Cal Hockley: Well, I may have to start minding what she reads from now on, won’t I, Mrs. Brown?
Ismay: Freud? Who is he? Is he a passenger?

HOW YOU CAN’T KNOW

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